Warning: rant!

Who came up with this pairing!?! Ish like really disturbing. I mean Snape is like 50 and Hermione is 11-17 throughout the books. Just that alone makes the ship really not cool.

Furthermore there is no base for this ship. The two of them never have any ‘moments’. There never even alone together. They could have some love/hate relationship, (mostly hate) but why? I mean it’s kinda the Draco/Hermione ship, but at least the two of them are THE SAME AGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the only time that this ship would make ANY sense is in those marriage law fics. And would anyone care to tell me where that idea came from, I really would like know, considers there are hundreds of them.

You know what else is a weird ship? Snape/Harry. Where does that come from?

Snape: well I could have Lily so I’m just gonna date her son. Whom I just happen to hate with the fiber of ma being.

Is that how it would’ve gone down?

And hermonie /voldemort = what? Voldemort/ Ron would be more likely. He hates muggles! He’s like the wizard Hitler! What the hellish place.

RANT OVER

Sorry if that didn’t make any sense ma mind is a strange place.